Lamdanyam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent dove.

Lamdanyam created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamdanyam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamdanyam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lamdanyam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lamdanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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