Carzigsand is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent elephant.

Carzigsand created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Carzigsand, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carzigsand, he will turn you into a hamster.

Carzigsand's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Carzigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to pigs while wearing white boots.

5. Never wear indigo kilts.