Dadcardad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent bat.

Dadcardad created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadcardad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadcardad, it will torture you forever.

Dadcardad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dadcardad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never feed lots of peas to cats while wearing white scarves.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never go into orange rooms.