Kanbogdud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate dragonfly.

Kanbogdud created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbogdud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kanbogdud, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Kanbogdud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kanbogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white corsets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Always help moths.