Minhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow cow.

Minhiv created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Minhiv, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Minhiv, it will turn you into a duck.

Minhiv's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Minhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.