Carlikvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody hamster.

Carlikvon created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Carlikvon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Carlikvon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Carlikvon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Carlikvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Carlikvon's priests.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.