Gigzedfud Sugflapflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy hare.

Gigzedfud Sugflapflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigzedfud Sugflapflat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gigzedfud Sugflapflat, he will turn you into a plant.

Gigzedfud Sugflapflat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gigzedfud Sugflapflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Do not shave your neck.