Fedbopbat Figquilldub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless jellyfish.

Fedbopbat Figquilldub created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbopbat Figquilldub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedbopbat Figquilldub, it will make you grow a tail.

Fedbopbat Figquilldub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fedbopbat Figquilldub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the west.

4. You must love Fedbopbat Figquilldub.

5. Never talk about fire.