Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing octopus.

Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Babbifnutyikdadvonkbop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not speak about figs.