Fligxinkab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate alligator.

Fligxinkab created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Fligxinkab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligxinkab, he will turn you into a slug.

Fligxinkab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fligxinkab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fligxinkab.

2. Never feed lots of corn to ants while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligxinkab.