Orttammit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil bird.

Orttammit created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Orttammit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Orttammit, it will be very sad.

Orttammit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Orttammit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Orttammit nine times a day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Orttammit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.