Ragcapmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish bird.

Ragcapmon created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcapmon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ragcapmon, it will turn you into a mole.

Ragcapmon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ragcapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from orange porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.