Bisshasgud Hennibmilyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unfair turtle.

Bisshasgud Hennibmilyarp created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshasgud Hennibmilyarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bisshasgud Hennibmilyarp, she will turn you into a rock.

Bisshasgud Hennibmilyarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bisshasgud Hennibmilyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never feed lots of limes to sharks while wearing green rings.