Wodtif Rigvabpit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy jackal.

Wodtif Rigvabpit created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodtif Rigvabpit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodtif Rigvabpit, he will make you grow a tail.

Wodtif Rigvabpit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wodtif Rigvabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide if three badgers approach from the north.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.