Rannandinmin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane crow.

Rannandinmin created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rannandinmin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rannandinmin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rannandinmin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rannandinmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.