Febhimwodbast is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish guinea pig.

Febhimwodbast created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febhimwodbast, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febhimwodbast, he will ignore you.

Febhimwodbast's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Febhimwodbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing magenta corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your hands.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never sit near gulls.