Cussfumpon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent toad.

Cussfumpon created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Cussfumpon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cussfumpon, it will be very sad.

Cussfumpon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cussfumpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Hide if five badgers approach from the west.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.