Tamyatrenhim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless warg.

Tamyatrenhim created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyatrenhim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tamyatrenhim, she will turn you into a frog.

Tamyatrenhim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tamyatrenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always wear violet.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.