Badgamten is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable seal.

Badgamten created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgamten, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badgamten, he will turn you into a frog.

Badgamten's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Badgamten's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to great tits while wearing gray tights.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never paint your legs green.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.