Gomdibwit Hantafgab Flanwegstig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust rhinoceros.

Gomdibwit Hantafgab Flanwegstig created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gomdibwit Hantafgab Flanwegstig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gomdibwit Hantafgab Flanwegstig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gomdibwit Hantafgab Flanwegstig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gomdibwit Hantafgab Flanwegstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.