Megtimduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, charitable whale.

Megtimduss created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megtimduss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Megtimduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Megtimduss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Megtimduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.