Kemgedsas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring guinea pig.

Kemgedsas created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemgedsas, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kemgedsas, he will turn you into a slug.

Kemgedsas' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kemgedsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never jump in the presence of mites.