Betflamhunyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent jaguar.

Betflamhunyarl created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betflamhunyarl, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Betflamhunyarl, it will manifest in front of you.

Betflamhunyarl's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Betflamhunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away if seven snails approach from the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Betflamhunyarl.