Bassvedgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish jellyfish.

Bassvedgum created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassvedgum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bassvedgum, she will come to you in dreams.

Bassvedgum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bassvedgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing gray jumpers and balancing eight nickel spheres on your legs.