Jengabmad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome manatee.

Jengabmad created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jengabmad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jengabmad, it will turn you into a rat.

Jengabmad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jengabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six birds approach from the south.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. You must love Jengabmad.

5. Always obey Jengabmad's priests.