Benyattad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering octopus.

Benyattad created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benyattad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Benyattad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Benyattad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Benyattad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.