Tadnadzig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome grasshopper.

Tadnadzig created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnadzig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadnadzig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tadnadzig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tadnadzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tadnadzig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.