Bamsafdadvab Weeomtbod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy parrot.

Bamsafdadvab Weeomtbod created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamsafdadvab Weeomtbod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bamsafdadvab Weeomtbod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bamsafdadvab Weeomtbod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bamsafdadvab Weeomtbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never feed tomatoes to dolphins while wearing white scarves.

5. Do not sing in public.