Bomlarnomt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-knowing pigeon.

Bomlarnomt created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlarnomt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomlarnomt, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bomlarnomt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bomlarnomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bomlarnomt's name in vain.

2. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never write about nebulae.