Funsoging is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable tortoise.

Funsoging created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funsoging, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Funsoging, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Funsoging's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Funsoging's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face yellow.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear white.