Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic walrus.

Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never feed peas to great tits while wearing skirts.

4. You must love Rullkarartflatlig Fossbotbab.

5. Do not hurt eagles.