Henvigran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous scorpion.

Henvigran created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Henvigran, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Henvigran, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Henvigran's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Henvigran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.