Cubhonbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy naga.

Cubhonbog created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhonbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cubhonbog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cubhonbog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cubhonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cubhonbog.

2. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never skip near sheep.

5. Respect your elders.