Bafbafapp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered yak.

Bafbafapp created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbafapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bafbafapp, it will turn you into a dog.

Bafbafapp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bafbafapp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.