Flaphivan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic crow.

Flaphivan created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaphivan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flaphivan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flaphivan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flaphivan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Flaphivan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flaphivan.

4. You must pray to Flaphivan seven times a day.

5. Do not make images of living things.