Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy rat.

Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad's Holy Commandments

1. Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never paint your feet mauve.

3. You must pray to Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad three times a day.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Witvegomin Teennurtdumfablagdanlad.