Gidyattnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate shark.

Gidyattnurl created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gidyattnurl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidyattnurl, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gidyattnurl's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gidyattnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.