Vonfetnar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient otter.

Vonfetnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonfetnar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vonfetnar, he will be very unhappy.

Vonfetnar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vonfetnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not keep seven mice in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vonfetnar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vonfetnar.