Dibbuthon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident swallow.

Dibbuthon created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbuthon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibbuthon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dibbuthon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dibbuthon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.