Zagfobbesswad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust pigeon.

Zagfobbesswad created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfobbesswad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zagfobbesswad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zagfobbesswad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zagfobbesswad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms yellow.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Zagfobbesswad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.