Himsterhakquim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional bird.

Himsterhakquim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himsterhakquim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himsterhakquim, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Himsterhakquim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Himsterhakquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himsterhakquim.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about spacetime.