Habstragpombatgoflap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring badger.

Habstragpombatgoflap created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Habstragpombatgoflap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habstragpombatgoflap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Habstragpombatgoflap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Habstragpombatgoflap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Do not take Habstragpombatgoflap's name in vain.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.