Raggomnab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart wasp.

Raggomnab created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggomnab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Raggomnab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Raggomnab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Raggomnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. You must pray to Raggomnab seven times a day.

5. Do not kill eagles.