Caromtpinlimkimdud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent armadillo.

Caromtpinlimkimdud created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caromtpinlimkimdud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Caromtpinlimkimdud, it will send minions to preach to you.

Caromtpinlimkimdud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Caromtpinlimkimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn four new languages a year.