Lennigdimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing owl.

Lennigdimhot created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lennigdimhot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lennigdimhot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lennigdimhot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lennigdimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about ants.