Hatcissmut is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind
octopus.
Hatcissmut created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatcissmut, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hatcissmut, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Hatcissmut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Hatcissmut's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat wheat.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatcissmut.