Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak finch.

Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapbabmilxen Vadminarp Nanranbassflyhenkomfomyatt.