Gombesthampark is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing whale.

Gombesthampark created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombesthampark, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gombesthampark, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gombesthampark's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gombesthampark's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to snakes while wearing red rings.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always take life seriously.