Fedcabmis is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive ant.

Fedcabmis created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcabmis, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fedcabmis, he will think nothing of it.

Fedcabmis' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fedcabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Put Fedcabmis first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt rats.