Cipyarkop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, compassionate warg.

Cipyarkop created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipyarkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cipyarkop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cipyarkop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cipyarkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cipyarkop five times a day.

2. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing turquoise boots.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Cipyarkop's priests.